What do you do when you have no sense of humor, a less than sparkling personality, one friend who doesn't even like you, no fashion sense, minimal intelligence, and are prone to profanity in front of large groups of people???

If you guessed "go to LaSalle University, major in communication, and then join Polywumpus Improv Comedy" you know me better than the test tube that brought me into this world!!

Okay...welll I guess that just about covers everything...

Oh wait...just in case you're interested...I'm a gemini with a hunger for adventure who likes quiet nights at home with that special someone....(or anyone I don't have to bribe, blackmail, or hog tie).