Terrence Ryan was born with one and only one gift. He can spot the poor man's version of any actor. Ostracized for being different, Terry left Southern New Jersey, the land of his birth to find a home with people who would respect his gift. He has not found that home in Polywumpus. If anything he is mocked even more furiously. But Terry feels it is his penance, as he once involved in an incident where Bridget Fonda was named a poor man's Bridget Fonda. Hopefully he awaits the futures, and the relization of the prophecy, "One will walk amoung the land, and appear in aspect as Walken, and yet his services will be aquired for much less money..." The time is at hand.